Tuesday, 4 June 2013

Cinderella in real live


Princess: OOPS! There are two minutes left to the beginning of the dance. I must get ready quickly.
Frog: hurry up, frogs! We have to prepare the carriage for the princess.
Team frog: let´s go! Everything will be perfect. We are an efficient team.
Princess: I’m ready. We can leave.
Oh! Wait! I forgot my Iphone! I will need it to talk to Snowhite.
Narrator: the carriage guided by the frogs went to the dance.
Princess: gouh!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL PALACE!
What is the prince´s name, Mr. Frog?
Frog: Prince Charming, Cinde.
Princess: oh… Prince Charming!
I would love to meet him.
Frog: you will dance with him at 10 o´clock; 9 o´clock in Canarias.
Ripple: wooo!! The princess has arrived. Look at her! Look her dress! It´s fabulous!
But... She´s a bit fat, isn´t it a hamburger what she´s taking in her hand? Yes! From Ronald McDonal.
Mother´s prince: lovely son, she is the woman you must get married with.
Prince: but mum… I don´t like her…
Mother´s prince: I don´t understand you. She´s perfect. But… I don´t care. It´s not your decision.
Prince: you don´t understand me, you never listen to me.
You don´t know what I really like.
Mother´s prince: she has got lots of lands. Go and dance with her.
Prince:  I won´t be happy.
Mother´s prince: Go!
(Music)
Team frog: The prince is coming! The prince is coming!
Princess: am I beautiful?
Team frog: you are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Prince: will you dance with me, dear princess?
Princess: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
(And they start to dance)
Team frog: they are dancing! They are dancing!
(The bells started ringing)
Frog: princess! Hurry up! You have to take Pongo out to do pee.
Princess: Oh, my dog! I will go!
(They run to the carriage and leave)
Frog: I think that you have lost one shoe.
Princess: it doesn´t matter. They are from the Zara´s sales.
Frog: Don´t worry! Amancio Ortega will give you another one!
Pongo: guau! Guau!
Princess: I´m here, my baby!
(Sounding the police siren)
Police: Where is the princess? The queen wants to meet her!
Princess: I´m here… what´s wrong?
Police: the queen wants you to come back to the dance. This is Spain! Party doesn´t end until 7´00 in the morning! We´ll take you back.
Princess: okey…. but I´ll drink a Redbull to stay awake all night.
Narrator: they arrived to the dance again.
Presenter: Welcome people! Are you ready for more party???
People: yes!!!!! Of course! We want more!
Presenter: and now we have the pleasure to introduce you to the night´s star! We welcome to the dearest, the most perfect, the coolest, the greatest start Justin Bieber!
Narrator: the prince suddenly leaved the princess.
Princess: what are you doing? Come back!
Prince: I´m so sorry. I have been lot of time in love with boys and I have just found my real love.
Justin! Justin! Love you! You are my half orange!
Justin: Prince charming… This song is for you! For my true love!

(Justin start singing his favorite song)