Original up to die

We were all shocked when we saw it. We entered to music class in our university Ces Don Bosco and found the teacher in the floor dead. We were speechless wondering what had happened. A murder? An accident? What!! Our loved teacher dead...

Suddenly he got up dancing and saying: Hey boys and girls repeat with me this new dance! The last in learn it twenty dollars!

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves

Who is who?

It was February, as every year the students of the Ces Don Bosco were doing the exams.  

One day, at 8:30 a.m. a group of girls entered to the bath. They saw a door which was closed and they tried to open it.

As soon as they had opened the door, they saw a girl of their class dead.

But they did not have time to be there, because the exam started in one minute. So they decided go to their class.

When they came to the class the girl was there. But… how could it be? After the test they were running to the bathroom and they saw the police there.

So they realized that it was her TWIN who was doing the exam.So, she had a not known twin. 

Andrea Segura Páez

A very realistic mind

It was two o'clock and the sociology teacher gave the signal to start the exam. I had not eaten because of the nerves and when I read the first question I began to imagine a plate of fries. I could not think of anything else. Increasingly my thought was stronger, I could smell them as if they were real. I couldn’t concentrate on the exam so I looked up.

Then I saw the teacher with the hat and chef's apron. He was taking the examination time to prepare his food, potatoes omelette.

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves

JUST IN TIME!

There were 20 pupils in a class at the university. They were doing an exam of history.The pupils were looking between them because they could not do very well the examination

 Forthwith, a potato appeared rolling in the class, which produced that the students started laughing. The teacher tried to calm them .

At the end of the exam, a pupil took the potato and said:

THANK YOU DEAR POTATO! I have copied because you have distracted the teacher!

Andrea Segura Páez

The disaster!

One morning, a man went to work to his company of railroad. He was going calmly, since his company was one of the few ones that Tatcher had not privatized. 

One week later, it went to his work and saw his manager who said him: OUT OF HERE! This company also has been privatized, now British Rail's company has bought it. 

Andrea Segura Páez

The last Thatcher's smile

She smiled to the baker, took the bread and left. Nobody looked at her.

Same time, next week, the ground began to rumble, people ran terrified and bread fell to the floor. She had become a huge terrifying iron giant who stamped everything in its path.

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves