Cinderella in real live

Princess: OOPS! There are two minutes left to the beginning of the dance. I must get ready quickly.

Frog: hurry up, frogs! We have to prepare the carriage for the princess.

Team frog: let´s go! Everything will be perfect. We are an efficient team.

Princess: I’m ready. We can leave.

Oh! Wait! I forgot my Iphone! I will need it to talk to Snowhite.

Narrator: the carriage guided by the frogs went to the dance.

Princess: gouh!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL PALACE!

What is the prince´s name, Mr. Frog?

Frog: Prince Charming, Cinde.

Princess: oh… Prince Charming!

I would love to meet him.

Frog: you will dance with him at 10 o´clock; 9 o´clock in Canarias.

Ripple: wooo!! The princess has arrived. Look at her! Look her dress! It´s fabulous!

But... She´s a bit fat, isn´t it a hamburger what she´s taking in her hand? Yes! From Ronald McDonal.

Mother´s prince: lovely son, she is the woman you must get married with.

Prince: but mum… I don´t like her…

Mother´s prince: I don´t understand you. She´s perfect. But… I don´t care. It´s not your decision.

Prince: you don´t understand me, you never listen to me.

You don´t know what I really like.

Mother´s prince: she has got lots of lands. Go and dance with her.

Prince:  I won´t be happy.

Mother´s prince: Go!

(Music)

Team frog: The prince is coming! The prince is coming!

Princess: am I beautiful?

Team frog: you are the most beautiful girl in the world.

Prince: will you dance with me, dear princess?

Princess: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

(And they start to dance)

Team frog: they are dancing! They are dancing!

(The bells started ringing)

Frog: princess! Hurry up! You have to take Pongo out to do pee.

Princess: Oh, my dog! I will go!

(They run to the carriage and leave)

Frog: I think that you have lost one shoe.

Princess: it doesn´t matter. They are from the Zara´s sales.

Frog: Don´t worry! Amancio Ortega will give you another one!

Pongo: guau! Guau!

Princess: I´m here, my baby!

(Sounding the police siren)

Police: Where is the princess? The queen wants to meet her!

Princess: I´m here… what´s wrong?

Police: the queen wants you to come back to the dance. This is Spain! Party doesn´t end until 7´00 in the morning! We´ll take you back.

Princess: okey…. but I´ll drink a Redbull to stay awake all night.

Narrator: they arrived to the dance again.

Presenter: Welcome people! Are you ready for more party???

People: yes!!!!! Of course! We want more!

Presenter: and now we have the pleasure to introduce you to the night´s star! We welcome to the dearest, the most perfect, the coolest, the greatest start Justin Bieber!

Narrator: the prince suddenly leaved the princess.

Princess: what are you doing? Come back!

Prince: I´m so sorry. I have been lot of time in love with boys and I have just found my real love.

Justin! Justin! Love you! You are my half orange!

Justin: Prince charming… This song is for you! For my true love!

(Justin start singing his favorite song)

Original up to die

We were all shocked when we saw it. We entered to music class in our university Ces Don Bosco and found the teacher in the floor dead. We were speechless wondering what had happened. A murder? An accident? What!! Our loved teacher dead...

Suddenly he got up dancing and saying: Hey boys and girls repeat with me this new dance! The last in learn it twenty dollars!

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves

Who is who?

It was February, as every year the students of the Ces Don Bosco were doing the exams.  

One day, at 8:30 a.m. a group of girls entered to the bath. They saw a door which was closed and they tried to open it.

As soon as they had opened the door, they saw a girl of their class dead.

But they did not have time to be there, because the exam started in one minute. So they decided go to their class.

When they came to the class the girl was there. But… how could it be? After the test they were running to the bathroom and they saw the police there.

So they realized that it was her TWIN who was doing the exam.So, she had a not known twin. 

Andrea Segura Páez

A very realistic mind

It was two o'clock and the sociology teacher gave the signal to start the exam. I had not eaten because of the nerves and when I read the first question I began to imagine a plate of fries. I could not think of anything else. Increasingly my thought was stronger, I could smell them as if they were real. I couldn’t concentrate on the exam so I looked up.

Then I saw the teacher with the hat and chef's apron. He was taking the examination time to prepare his food, potatoes omelette.

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves

JUST IN TIME!

There were 20 pupils in a class at the university. They were doing an exam of history.The pupils were looking between them because they could not do very well the examination

 Forthwith, a potato appeared rolling in the class, which produced that the students started laughing. The teacher tried to calm them .

At the end of the exam, a pupil took the potato and said:

THANK YOU DEAR POTATO! I have copied because you have distracted the teacher!

Andrea Segura Páez

The disaster!

One morning, a man went to work to his company of railroad. He was going calmly, since his company was one of the few ones that Tatcher had not privatized. 

One week later, it went to his work and saw his manager who said him: OUT OF HERE! This company also has been privatized, now British Rail's company has bought it. 

Andrea Segura Páez

The last Thatcher's smile

She smiled to the baker, took the bread and left. Nobody looked at her.

Same time, next week, the ground began to rumble, people ran terrified and bread fell to the floor. She had become a huge terrifying iron giant who stamped everything in its path.

Irene Díaz-Guerra Chaves

The wolf's blow

The three little pigs were in his house in fear. The wolf began to blow and blow and blow and drowned.

The Little Red Riding Hood real story

Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother had been bitten by a wolf. She went to visit her and when she arrived, someone shouted: Red Riding Hood I will eat you! It was her grandmother rabid.